You're not a very polite guest, are you? Shit! Ted, hello? Ted? What's the matter? Is he okay?
Ted
4.4s
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Ted
1.2s
Yeah.
Ted
16.4s
You know, it's funny, because whenever Johnny and I hang out the first item on our agenda is, "What's going on with Lori?" So, it's funny that that didn't come up. That must have slipped through the cracks. Yeah, but we do talk about you all the time. Yeah, you remember the other day, I was saying how great Lori's hair always looks.
Ted
16.9s
What? Sam Jones. Flash-fucking-Gordon is here. Holy shit! What? You remember I said my buddy's cousin is friends with Sam Jones? My buddy's in town with his cousin, and who do you think is with him? Sam Jones. Sam Jones is here, and, John, (WHISPERS) his hair is parted down the middle.
Ted
10.7s
Donny was arrested by Boston police and charged with kidnapping a plush toy. The charges were dropped when everyone realized how completely stupid that sounded.
Ted
8.7s
I want us to keep talking because I think that maybe... (CELL PHONE RINGING) Go ahead. Whoever this is, it's not a good time. John, it's me. Can you hear me?
Ted
4.7s
You're not giving anything a chance if you keep blowing off work to get high with your teddy bear.
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.8s
LORI: All right, here we go.
Ted
11.2s
Oh, my God! Yeah, that's the way she is. She sees trouble and she wants to help out, and I guess one of these dogs clamped his jaws on her forearm and wouldn't let go until the fireman showed up and stuck his finger in his ass.
Ted
11.5s
I know what you did with Ted wasn't easy, and I just want you to know that I love you for it, and I think it's a new beginning for our relationship.
Ted
7s
So, word through the grapevine is that you're newly solo. Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to.
Ted
4.5s
Probably, yes. Uh-huh. Okay, all right. Good talk, coach, thanks. All right, buddy, go get 'em.
Ted
7s
To step up and change such a huge part of your life just to make your girlfriend happier...
Ted
5.9s
I have tickets to Norah Jones at the Hatch Shell tonight and I would love it if you would go with me.
Ted
3.2s
You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
