NARRATOR: John was just about the happiest boy in the world and he couldn't wait to tell everyone the good news.
Ted
2.5s
Oh, my God! Ted!
Ted
10.6s
You? You know, not bad actually. I met a girl. She's a cashier. No way, that's awesome! Yeah. Well, we should fucking double-date, or something. You, me and Lori, and what's her name? White trash name. Guess.
Ted
1.4s
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Ted
1.7s
Really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
1.6s
You know I love you.
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
3.4s
Oh, I'm all right. I'm just getting used to things, that's all.
Ted
1.4s
JOHN: There he is. Pull over.
Ted
4.5s
Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
1.7s
Robert, seatbelt.
Ted
1.2s
Go away.
Ted
9.8s
(SIGHS) Fuck it. Fine. Fine. It sure as hell beats crying myself to sleep every night. And if that means getting you off my back, well, that's just a bonus. I'll pick you up at 8:00.
Ted
2s
Rex, I got to go.
Ted
8.8s
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
