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(THUNDER CRASHING)

Ted

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(ALL CHEERING) (SQUAWKING)

Ted

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(DIALING)

Ted

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Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here. Please.

Ted

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Oh, Jesus. Yeah, she's pretty shook up.

Ted

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Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends. Okay, be there in a second, baby. As you can see, my dance card is quite full. So, I'm going to have to decline. Can I just get a hug?

Ted

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You know, you guys, it's really not about that. I don't care about that. I mean, I'd love him if he was a janitor. I mean, he has a huge heart and we laugh a lot. It's just a bonus that he's the hottest guy in Boston. I don't know. I just wish he would get his life together. Our life. And he can't. And, I swear to God, it is because of that bear. You should give him an ultimatum. It's you or the bear.

Ted

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(GROANS)

Ted

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I'm not going to let you down, Goose.

Ted

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Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.

Ted

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(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

Ted

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I don't know. Maybe, yeah. Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

Ted

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Yeah. Take pride in that.

Ted

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You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out. (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Ted

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Yes! He did it!

Ted

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You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.

Ted

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Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?

Ted

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I look stupid. No you don't. You look dapper. I don't. I look like Snuggle's accountant. Come on, it's not that bad. John, I look like something you give your kid when you tell him Grandma died. Look, I know it sucks, okay? But you've got to make some money so you can pay for an apartment. I don't want to work at a grocery store. Yeah, but you have no skills. I told you, I can totally be a lawyer.

Ted

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(THUNDER CRASHING)

(ALL CHEERING) (SQUAWKING)

(DIALING)

Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here. Please.

Oh, Jesus. Yeah, she's pretty shook up.

Teddy, come on, we're going to be late for dinner with your friends. Okay, be there in a second, baby. As you can see, my dance card is quite full. So, I'm going to have to decline. Can I just get a hug?

(GROANS)

I'm not going to let you down, Goose.

Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

I don't know. Maybe, yeah. Well, do you think you're part of some gay beat-up underworld? Like one of those gay beat-up clubs or something?

Yeah. Take pride in that.

You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out. (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Yes! He did it!

You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.

Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?