Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
Ted
5.5s
ROBERT: No! You can't have my teddy bear!
Ted
2s
JOHN: It should be right here, somewhere.
Ted
1.3s
Oh, my God!
Ted
4.8s
This is going to take some doing, I think. I'll just meet you upstairs then? Yeah, I'll be right there.
Ted
2.6s
I think we're very far apart on this.
Ted
1.2s
It's going to be all right.
Ted
11.4s
Are you okay? (GROANING) Oh, God, lam so sorry. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident. Did you hurt your head? Yeah, my head hurts a lot. Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.
Ted
11.8s
We are going to party like the '80s. Show us how, Flash. It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid shit.
Ted
7s
Every now and then when my life's getting me down and things are tough, I just come up here and I look at it.
Ted
3.7s
They found the missing hikers. They did? Yeah. What happened?
Ted
1.5s
You owe me lobster money.
Ted
9.9s
Well, you know, since I just returned from active duty in the Civil War that actually sounds very appealing. Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That was 150 years ago and I don't give a shit.
Ted
3.2s
You know what? I don't feel like talking to you about this.
Ted
1.7s
Say that one more time.
Ted
12.4s
NORAH: Thank you. Now, I'm going to give my chops a rest and bring a friend up to the stage. He's going to sing a song to a special lady in the audience who he loves very much. Please give a big hand to John Bennett.
Ted
1.4s
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Ted
5.4s
Hello, 911? I need the police right away. This guy took my teddy bear.
