RACHEL: I thought this was just a family thing. My grandmother's invited some of her friends over tonight. Her tan huasare blooming. It's a whole thing. You ready for this?
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No way. No way. Yeah, I thought red was a lucky color, right? Yeah. If you're an envelope. Zing! Nailed it! -[CAMERA CLICKS] -TWINS: Zing! [GIGGLING] Rachel, these people aren't just rich, okay? They're crazy rich. Look. There's new money all over Asia. We got the Beijing billionaires, the Taiwan tycoons... But the Young family, they're old-money rich. They had money when they left China in the 1800s. And they went all the way down here. Not there... Here. They came to Singapore when there was nothing but jungle and pig farmers. There was a snake here, eating an apple. You know what I mean? And they built all of this. Now, they're the landlords of the most expensive city in the world. Here you go. These people are so posh and snobby, they're snoshy. Here you go. [SCOFFS] Yeah, but Nick's not like that. PEIK: Even if he isn't, I guarantee you the family is. Which is why tonight, you need to not look like Sebastian of The Little Mermaid. You know, the little crab guy? [SCOFFS] -[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] -[CAR HORN HONKING] PEIK: Look at this guy, he's sleeping. -[HONKS HORN] -Come on, this isn't your grandma's road. God damn it! Thank you for driving me. Duh. This is like my one chance to see -the Young family mansion. -Mmm. [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
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Okay.
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[SINGING IN MANDARIN]
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Uh, excuse me. This party isn't gonna dance itself. Come on. -Come on, Nicki-Nick. -All right. You're very good. -Yeah? I only stepped on her twice. -NICK: Very. [WOMAN CONTINUES SINGING]
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You look spectacular, you know that? It's the double Spanx. I can't breathe. [CHUCKLES] It's not the clothes. It's just you.
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[ALL CHEERING] [ASIAN BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISPERING] Guys, it's time.
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[SINGING IN MANDARIN]
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[CHEERING CONTINUES]
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[ROLLS UP DIVIDER]
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Yeah, I know. I hate to miss it, but this is important. You'd think your son's birthday's important. Get someone else to handle it. [TYPING ON KEYPAD]
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You find out I'm having an affair with another woman, and you're worried about making a scene? You'd rather I scream and carry on? Yes. Honestly, I wish you would. It would show you cared about more than what people thought of you and your family. Don't try and turn this on me. I'm not the one who screwed up! Of course not. You're always the prettiest, richest, most perfect girl in the room. While I'm just this lucky bastard who will never measure up. Don't say that. I know what you're thinking, Astrid. That's why you hide your shoes, the jewelry you buy, as if every minute of my life I'm not reminded of it.
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I'm just tired. I'm tired of having nothing I do matter. Including having the affair. [CRYING] Of course what you do matters! How can you say that? [BRAKES SCREECH]
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MICHAEL: Our Chinese investors are getting nervous. I have to fly in to Shenzhen on Monday to try and talk them down. That's Cassian's birthday.