I know how you lot love fables, so let me share a little fable with you.
The Gentlemen
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[Dry Eye] ...big fucking number.
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[Raymond] You're wrong, Fletcher. That's not how Michael works. Yeah, I know. I know. I was just having a bit of fun. Every movie needs a bit of action, doesn't it? And it's not like Michael doesn't have a reputation. Had a reputation. He's been gentrified.
The Gentlemen
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But the dragon couldn't understand what "fuck off" meant, so he persisted and continued to ask the lion about acquiring his territory. So the lion took the little dragon for a walk and put five bullets in his little dragon head.
The Gentlemen
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There once was a young and foolish dragon who came to ask a wise and cunning lion about acquiring his territory. Now, the lion, he wasn't interested, so he told the little dragon to fuck off.
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Now, allegedly there's a message in there. I don't know what it is, but you're a clever boy, Dry Eye. Maybe you can explain it to me.
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I think your time's up, chaps.
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End of story.
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Such a shame it will go bankrupt in ten years when things go legal in the great UK.
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Buenos dias.
The Gentlemen
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I quite like it. You're very kind. - Thank you. - Hands across the sea. [Fletcher] Mickey calmed down the Jew and it seems the deal is still going ahead.
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- Aslan. - And where are you from, Aslan? You don't sound like one of the natives.
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We wrapped her in cotton wool. But she was our little Lor-la.
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Charlie called her that because she couldn't say Laura at first.
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Thank you.
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And every time you inherit a fortune, you lose half to the state. - [slurps] - So this is my moment to swoop in like a guardian fucking angel and offer my services so they can keep their houses in order. And they're not too bothered about what I do, as long as that cash keeps rolling in each year. It's good to get a lord, yes, but it's not easy. It takes work, wine, women and disco.
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[boy 2] Trigger. That's you. Go on. - [boy 3] That's you. You're up, bruv. - [boy 1] Yeah? [boy 3] Do him. Fucking do him, lad. - [boy 1] Stick it in him, bruv. - [gasps] Now, if you're gonna stab, stab, Trigger. - Don't, you know, dance. - [customers chattering] What are yous, like a Four Tops tribute act or something?
