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1m16s
- What up, lady? - Mom! What are you doing here? What does it look like I'm doing? I'm waiting for my daughter to give me a free manicure. - Free manicure, huh? - Yeah. Alright. Well, at least I'm not waxing your pussy. - Maybe next time. - Okay. So, what's up? You seein' anybody? Well, you know, there was a couple of things going with some dads from school. But it gets complicated. Plus, like, there is not a better time of the year to be single than Christmas. I mean, it's like, I go to the mall and I see these, you know, these couples walking around. And they're, they're, like, holding hands and... You know, wearing scarves and feeding each other sandwiches and lookin' at jewelry, you know... ♪ Every kiss begins with Kay ♪♪ - Alright, stop. Stop. - What? - You sound super lonely. - No! Babe, listen, the rock and roll lifestyle isn't for everybody. I'm still super rock and roll. I woke up in a park this morning. Carla. I found kale chips in your kitchen. - Okay, those are for my kid. - Right. They're healthy as fuck.
A Bad Moms Christmas
38.4s
So, how you doin'? I've been better actually, to tell you the truth. I... There is something that I'm very excited about which I just need a little money for... Here we go. - What? - You always do this. What? You show back up in my life. You ask me for money, I give it to you. You gamble it all away and you leave me and then you just come runnin' back asking for more. I give it to you again 'cause I'm an idiot. This is a legitimate business opportunity. How much do you need? Not much. Like five grand. Really. Fiv... Between five and ten grand, maybe 15, tops.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.9s
Are those actual partridges? Of course. They don't have any survival skills. They'll be dead within an hour. - Okay. - Here, kids. Have some breakfast candy. - I'm sorry, what? - Oh, my God. Thank you, grandma. I love you. I love you. I love you, too, guys. Okay, let's reload the birds. And I hate that they're gray. Let's paint them all white. And can't they look a little happier when they fly away? I mean, it is Christmas.
A Bad Moms Christmas
23.1s
♪ Eleven pipers piping ♪ ♪ Ten lords a-leaping nine ladies dancing ♪ ♪ Eight maids a-milking seven swans a-swimming ♪ ♪ Six geese a-laying ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪ ♪ Five golden rings ♪♪ How much did this cost? How can you put a price tag on a child's happiness, Amy? - It was very expensive. - God! Mom! Wait for it, this is the big ending!
A Bad Moms Christmas
1m23s
Your mom decorated your house? Oh, no, no, no, no. That is not okay. Who cares, let her decorate your house. She wanna do mine next? It's-it's not about the house. It's-it's about the fact that I'm a 34-year-old woman and my mother is still telling me how to live my life. Well, then you need to fight her. Like... physically? That is correct, Amy. I can teach you some basic karate moves. But we all know that she's gonna keep treating you like this until you beat the shit out of her. I don't want you to meet my mom. She's a 62-year-old woman, so... Fine, but you need to have at least a serious conversation with her. - That sounds more legal. - I know. I know. And where's your dad in all this? Oh, my dad, he's so sweet. But he's completely under her control. I mean, there's no way he's gonna choose my side over hers, no. - Sweetie, that's hard. - Oh... Moms are so weird. How's Christmas with your mom? Oh, you know. It's... It's okay-it's okay, I guess. Yeah. I mean, my mom got her hair cut and colored exactly like mine, but... I think that's pretty normal, right? Your... Did your moms... Do your moms have your... hairstyle? You know, every time I think I'm the fucked-up one in this group Kiki, you open your mouth, and then I'm like "No, I'm doing great."
A Bad Moms Christmas
44.9s
Anyway, uh, my mom and I were gonna take the kids over to Sky Zone later. - Do you guys wanna come? - Legally... I can't get within 50 yards of a Sky Zone but... Okay, you know what? Fuck it. I'm totally in. - Amy? - Oh, I can't-I can't go. I wish I could, but my mother's making us go see "The Nutcracker." So... - I love "The Nutcracker." - Oh, no, no, no, no! Not like the Sugar Plum Fairy "Nutcracker." No, the original, the five-hour long version that's all in Russian, where a bunch of people die. It's-it's awful. - Why don't you just not go? - Oh, God, no. No, she would never let me live it down. It's much easier to do it this way. Guys, are we not taking Christmas back this year? - Yeah. - Hmm. I'm asking you that seriously 'cause I got so wasted at the mall, I can't remember if I actually said that or if that's just something that I'm dreaming about right now.
A Bad Moms Christmas