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Merry Christmas! Lori, Merry Christmas, honey. - Merry Christmas, Ruth. - Merry Christmas, Jesus. Uh, it's, it's Jessie. Wow, you have really broad shoulders. Amy, feel his shoulders. Oh, here we go. Okay, mother. Thank you. Get in. Oh, thanks for almost learning his name. I love you, girl.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Why? Because I push her to be the best and she can't handle it. Of course, my mother pushed me twice as hard and I turned out amazing. But I guess not everyone is as incredibly strong as I am. Well, my daughter didn't kick me out of the house or anything. But you would not believe how mad she got when I told her I bought the house next to hers. What? You bought the house next to your daughter? - Yeah, I did. - Did you ask her first? No, I wanted it to be a surprise. Yeah, that might be a bit much. Dude, that is fucking psycho. Well, at least I love my daughter. You only visit Carla when you need money. Uh, no, that is not true. I visit her on other occasions like when I'm hiding from someone. Oh, just admit it, Isis. You're a degenerate gambler with a third-grade education and a cheap weave. This is my own hair, okay? And you're a terrible mother. - Ladies, it is Jesus' birthday. - No, I'm serious. You think that you are so perfect. But you are the worst mom of all of us. - Well, I don't know... - Okay, okay. Second worst, whatever. But the point is that you're one of those moms that you, you dress so perfectly and you give fancy parties, and you know how to cook food. And, and you have all your own teeth. But you know what? You suck. You suck at all the shit that really matters. And I even can see it, and I'm stoned all the time. Please, you don't know the first thing about me. Well, if you're such an awesome mom why did your daughter kick you out of her life forever? In your face. And you know what, I have done horrible stuff to my daughter, really horrible shit. And she has never kicked me out. Never. So you just take that and you roll it up real tight and you shove it up your ass. Okay. We've all shared some very powerful feelings tonight. Oh, shut the fuck up, Sandy. You bet.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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♪ Break it down ♪ - ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go ♪ ♪ Go go go go go go go go go ♪ Oh, shit. Wait, you guys. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I still have to go Christmas tree shopping with my mom. I just had a really dumb idea. ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ - ♪ Do something wild ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪ ♪ Do something crazy ♪♪
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Well, then let's do it. What? Guys, what is wrong with us? Have we learned nothing? This is bullshit. I am disappointed in this threesome. We are mothers. And if things are not going our way, then what do we do? We hide in the bathroom. - No. - No. No, we don't, we don't do that. - Uh-unh. - We s... No, we stand up. - And we fight back. - Fight back. Yes. So if we wanna do Christmas our way this year then we're gonna do Christmas our way. No more perfect gifts, no more perfect decorations no more perfect anything. - Fuck it. - Let's take Christmas back. Let's put the "ass" back. - In "Christm-ass." - What? That didn't come out exactly as I planned, but y-you guys get... - Yeah, we know what you meant. - Yeah, we get you. Okay, to taking Christmas back. Yes!
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Good evening, everyo... What in God's name is that? Oh, that is our new Christmas tree. I got it at Lady Foot Locker. - Do you like it? - No, I don't, Amy. - I find it revolting. - Oh. What is this thing doing in your house? I don't know, I-I didn't wanna waste time tree shopping this year. I actually wanted to enjoy Christmas. Amy, you are a mom. Moms don't enjoy, they give joy. That's how being a mom works. And this hideous tree does not give joy to anybody. I don't know, I-I kind of like it. - Thank you. - Yeah. Who are you, and why are you talking? Mom, please be nice. This is Jessie. You met him. I'm tired of this conversation. But if you think for one second I'm gonna let your lazy shenanigans ruin Christmas for this entire family you are very much mistaken. Goodnight, dear children. Here, have some iTunes gift cards. Mom, seriously? You have to stop giving them gifts. Thanks, grandma. Honey, did you see these ornaments? They are all little shoes. I swear to God, Hank. I will drive you to a fire station and I will leave you there.
A Bad Moms Christmas