Um, alright, I know I haven't been the best mother in the world.
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You should never have to watch your mom lick your boyfriend's nipples. - No. - Mom! What are you doing? - Whoa. - Oh, my God.
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I'm so sorry, mom. I had... I had no idea. I know. I know. Oh, God.
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I'm tryin' to be more responsible and shit. Oh, you always were so weird.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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"Bah-humbug, I'm Ebenezer Scrooge and I hate Christmas because it's so much work..." Amy? Oh, shit! What in the fuck are you wearing? My mom made me wear this. Oh, my God! You look amazing, serious... Honestly, this is better than what you usually wear at school. - Wait, guys, come here. - No, no, guys, it's okay. You could, you could just stay there, it's... This is Amy Mitchell. She's dressed up as an old fat man. Uh, no, I'm actually supposed to be Scrooge, but that's... Don't laugh, she's my friend. That's rude. Honey, I'm going to Instagram the shit out of this, right now. - Okay, wait. Side angle. - Oh, great! - And this one. - Okay, um. Can you do a li... Can you purse your lips for me a little bit? I'm gonna go kill myself, so... I'll put a filter on it, so you don't look so tired. - Thank you for visiting, Amy! - Bye. I will never let you forget this. - You know that. - I do. Was that a broken dick on her face?
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And were you perfect? - Yes. - No.
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Mom!
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Hm.
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Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, mom.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Christmas is by far the most stressful time of the year for moms. There are a million things to do. And you have to do them all perfectly or else you will never forgive yourself. And more importantly, neither will your kids. I literally feel like the worst mom in the world right now.
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Did you just kick out grandma forever?
A Bad Moms Christmas
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I think you're fucking amazing. Why are you saying this? And no matter what anyone says...
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Bernard, let's hang 'em on the tree. Okay, buddy? Oh, who put the big brown ornament right on the front of the tree? - It looks like doodie. - Yes, it does, baby. And that's why mommy's gonna move it around back. Oh, no, sweetie we don't drink the tree water. We don't drink the tree water 'cause we're people, right? Mommy, is there a Santa Claus? You bet there is, buddy. - I know. - Are you lying to me, mommy? Oh, God, make it stop. What else have you lied about? - Hey, babe. - Hey, dad. - Hi, guys. - Hi. - You alright? - Yeah.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Because all I want all any mom wants is for their kids to have an amazing Christmas. ♪ Can't love me like you ♪ ♪ L-O-V-E ♪♪ That said, Christmas is an insane amount of work. First, you have to buy gifts for every human being you've ever met. I gave my coffee guy a scented candle this year. Why did I do that? Then, you have to decorate your house which, clearly, I suck at. I'm doing the best I can, Charmaine! Then, you have to go to all your kids' Christmas shows which are...
A Bad Moms Christmas
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Oh, yeah. No, honey, those were... Those were happy screams. They didn't sound happy. And then you punched the wall and yelled the F-word. Okay, I-I, um... Yeah, I don't, I don't really recall doing that, so, yeah. - I don't know if that happened. - You did. You were like, "Oh, my fucking God!" Just like that. "Oh, my fucking God!" Okay, alright. Shh! Shh! Um, here's the thing. Your dad and I were just playing a fun little grown-up game. You played the game seven times. Six and a half. But who's counting? Here's the thing, let's just not... Let's just not talk about this. - Cool? - Cool. - High-five. Awesome. - Got it.
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I've always loved Christmas. It's my favorite time of the year. Most of all, I love the time with my family.