Found 273 results
1m12s
Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
27.3s
I can't believe people fall for this shit. It's so stupid. - Yeah, I know. - Oh wait, here comes somebody. - Merry Christmas! - Oh, Merry Christmas. Ho, ho, hold on. Hey, would you like to, uh, donate your canned goods to our Christmas Canned Food Drive? Oh, um, I sort of just bought all this. - Bingo. She's got cans. - Oh! Oh, mom, look, look, look. She's got wine. Thank you very much for a very generous donation to the "Canned Christmas Food Drive." The children are gonna be so happy.
A Bad Moms Christmas
54.1s
Oh, my God. That's what this is about, isn't it? This finally makes sense. The, the perfect decorations, the perfect tree whatever the hell that thing is in my front yard. You didn't do this for the kids! You did this for you! All you care about is for people to go "Oh, Ruth. You're so amazing." I have no idea what you're talking about. Please don't leave without taking your Louis Vuitton swag bag. Oh, God. Oh, God. Please. Th-this has got to all go. A-all of this has got to go. Th-the swag bags, th-the weird curtains the floor, the tree. Oh, God, the tree has got to go. No, not my tree! It's from Paris! - Watch me. - No! No! Say goodbye to your tree, mother! - That's an antique! - It's a hideous tree, mother! - You have no idea! - It's not even real snow! How dare you! You know how much that thing costs? I don't care! Let go! Let go! Let go! Those were from the "Titanic!" I don't care!
A Bad Moms Christmas
30.9s
Yo! I need you to leave my house. What are you talking about? Get the fuck out, Kenny G. - I'm still getting paid, right? - I don't know! Take your little flute and shoo! Shoo, fly. - Go make another album. - It's not a flute, bitch. Don't care. Thank you so much. Thank you. You can go now. Please. You can leave. Thank you so much for coming. Thank you very much. You too, my friend. Please. No, no. Please exit. I don't know any of you. Please leave my house. Farewell, see you later. Sushi chef, you gotta go. We're done. You can take that plate. Amy, stop! You're embarrassing the family.
A Bad Moms Christmas
17s
I did what was best for the family. Mom, everything that is wrong with Christmas is in this room and I want it all gone. Amy, don't be ridiculous. You can't kick Kenny G out of the house. He's a national treasure. If you won't do it, then I will. You wouldn't dare. Oh. Watch me.
A Bad Moms Christmas