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1m12s
Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
15.8s
Kent, get the kids out of here. Mm-hm. Yep, yep. Let's go, guys. Let's get outta here. Mommy and grandma gotta talk. Come on, buddy. This is gonna get ugly. - Mom. Mom. - What? What? You can't live next door to me. - Why, why not? - Because I need space. And t-that, that is too close.
A Bad Moms Christmas
39.5s
- I have diabetes. - Mom, stop. - Sit down. Sit down. - Kiki. Kiki. - Sit. - Kiki. - I've got strep throat. - Mom. - I might have gallstones... - No. - And really, Kiki, this is... - Enough. We need to have this conversation. I am a grown woman who needs a life that is separate from yours, and I need you to have a life that's separate from mine. I'm sorry. Kiki, I don't want a life separate from yours. You're my favorite person in the whole world. I know, but, mom, this is starting to affect my marriage. - What? - And my family. - Oh. - And my sanity. And I just, I need you to... To, to just let me go a little bit.
A Bad Moms Christmas
23.1s
- Whoo! - Hey. - How fun was that sledding? - Oh, that was fun. There is still an alarming amount of snow in my pants, I gotta say. Oh, I can't wait to go home throw on some jammies, get comfy. I know. It's gonna be... Oh, look, someone's having a party. Yeah, they are. - Wow, that's a lot of people. - A lot of people. Wait. You're having a party.
A Bad Moms Christmas
26.4s
Guys, how long have you been standing here? How could you do this to us? Guys, would you please just trust me that it's for the best? No, it's not! It's the best for you. We actually love grandma. Yeah, she's a part of our family, and we love her. Yo-you don't just kick someone out. First, you kick dad out. Now, you kick grandma out. Who's next? Are you gonna kick us out? What, honey, no, of course not. I would never do that. Why do you always have to screw everything up?
A Bad Moms Christmas