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Okay, um, I'm gonna need you to, uh, put your heels over your head so I can start to go to town on your taint and your butthole. - Yep. - Great. Thanks. - Alright. - Okay. Let's get these out of the way. Right. There we go. Great, great, great. Carla, uh... At the risk of sounding forward um, would you be willing to come with me to my Sexy Santa Competition tonight? Uh, well, I-I don't date my clients, Ty. I have a really strict code. Yeah. Oh, of course you do. Are you kidding me? I know. And I know. And-and you should. You should have a... I'm just fuckin' with you, Ty. I don't have a code! I'm waxing your butthole. I would love to go to your show. - You would? - Yes! Yes! Oh, my God. She's funny and she's beautiful. This is a combination you don't run into every day, you know. Well, you don't see this combo that often, either. So it's a date, then. I'll see you tonight. It's a date. Oh, um, do you want me to reach down there and-and I can pull my butt crack open for you if you want. Thank you. No one's ever asked if they could hold their butt crack open for me before. I'll hold my butt crack open for you anytime you want, Carla.
A Bad Moms Christmas
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And it worked. I stood up to her, and she totally backed down. - I'm so proud of you. - Thank you. I actually felt, for the first time my mom looked at me as an equal. Like maybe someday, somehow, we could be closer. Relax, Obama. Your mom is still a colossal bitch. Don't let your guard down, or she's gonna blow up your car. - Alright, alright. - I'm just saying. Well, either way, it was a big step. So, I just wanna say thank you for encouraging me. - Aww, we're so proud. Whoo! - Thank you. You know what I think we should do to celebrate? Watch a bunch of Santa Clauses take off their clothes! ♪ Give me the green light ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm ready to go ♪ ♪ Let's have a good time ♪ ♪ What you waiting for? ♪ ♪ We only got one life ♪ ♪ And we gonna live it up ♪ Oh, yay! I love Santa Claus. And there's so many of them. Guys, I don't wanna make a big deal of it. But, um, I'm kind of on a first date with one of the Santas. - Shut up. - Yeah. Wait. Which one? Santa number two. ♪ If you know what I mean I'mma ride that mami ♪ ♪ Yeah I got the key and I'mma lock that mami... ♪♪ How'd you guys meet? Oh, waxing his balls. That is so romantic. You learn a lot about a man when you wax his sack. You know, some guys cry. Some guys act real tough. But... But Ty, he was so calm. It was almost like waxing the balls of the Dalai Lama. Whoo!
A Bad Moms Christmas
39.1s
What's this? It is a key to my new house! What are you talking about? Well, after our therapy session I felt like we were drifting apart. So I decided to move closer to you guys. Oh. Okay. Uh, where are you moving to? Right next door! - Jesus. - What? You're moving, um, next door to me? Yeah, the house wasn't on the market. So I checked it out on Zillow and I made an all-cash offer. And then, boom. Howdy, neighbor. - Howdy, neighbor. - Oh, my God. We can dig a tunnel between the houses. Keeks! Oh, Keeks.
A Bad Moms Christmas