You only work for that shit-spackled muppet fart. So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms... in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle... possibly even lover-like treatment.
Deadpool
4.2s
(GUNS FIRING) Fine. Commando!
Deadpool
2s
Go get her, tiger.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SCREAMING)
Deadpool
1.5s
(GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.6s
(GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
1.5s
Look away!
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROWLS)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTS)
Deadpool
1.7s
God, come here, you.
Deadpool
1.2s
Bob?
Deadpool
1.2s
Teabag!
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(MEN GROANING)
Deadpool
3.7s
FRANCIS: Does he write you notes too? He's such a romantic.
