Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN COCKS)
Deadpool
1.3s
Shit.
Deadpool
2.4s
(GUN COCKS) Oh!
Deadpool
1.4s
(GROANING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
4.7s
That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
Deadpool
12.2s
MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!
Deadpool
18.8s
Sweet and salty. The fuck are you? The fuck you doing in my crib... Is it burnt crust? I... God, I hope not. Um... Whoa... Man, look, if this is about that poker game. I told Howie, I told him that... Okay, uh, look, just take whatever you want. Thanks.
