Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
7.6s
Hey, how many more minutes can I get for this? FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot, so...
Deadpool
6.6s
Five mini lion-bots? Three minutes. Deal. What do we do with the remaining two minutes, 37 seconds?
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN COCKS)
Deadpool
1.4s
Bad Deadpool.
Deadpool
1.3s
Shit.
Deadpool
5.8s
Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
4.2s
You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
