Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
Deadpool
4.2s
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
5.6s
Finish fucking her the fuck up! Language, please. Suck a cock. (BOTH GRUNTING)
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
4.6s
Your... On the left. You are beautiful woman. That is so sweet.
Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
Deadpool
1.6s
WADE: Don't worry, baby. I'm comin'.
Deadpool
1.2s
Oh! (CLEARS THROAT)
Deadpool
1.4s
(GUNS FIRING)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GRUNTS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Fire!
Deadpool
3.9s
(HINDI SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
Deadpool
13.2s
WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
