After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of drinks... it's a face...
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I'm sure.
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19.2s
Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like... "This may hurt a little." "This may cause you some discomfort." But I've grown blunt. This workshop is not a government-led program. It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself... into men of extraordinary abilities.
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(WADE GASPS) (GROANS)
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7.7s
WADE: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
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1.4s
(MACHINE GUN FIRING)
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1.2s
(GRUNTING)
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2s
WADE: I'm looking for Francis!
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1.5s
REPORTER: Now, breaking news.
Deadpool
1.2s
(SCREAMS)
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1.2s
WADE: Cock shot.
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1.3s
WADE: Ow. Ow!
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1.9s
Super-penis.
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1.2s
(GROANS)
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2.2s
Did I leave the stove on?
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1.5s
Hey.
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1.2s
(THUD5)
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What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up? With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go. Go.
