You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier. P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kinda give it to me. Okay, just look, man, can I have my Sam's card... I will shoot your fucking cat!
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I don't really know what that means. I don't have a cat.
Deadpool
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(GROANING LOUDLY)
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That is a no go on the tiperoo, Jer. I'm not here for him.
Deadpool
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You're not Francis.
Deadpool
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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WADE: I did! (TOILET FLUSHING)
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Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. So keep away from Meghan. Cool? Yes, sir. Then we're done.
Deadpool
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(GROANS)
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Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
Deadpool
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(GROANING)
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MERCHANT: Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza. Is this 7348 Red Ledge Drive? Are you Mr. Merchant? Yeah, the Mr. Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!
