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Ah, my welcome speech used to be full of euphemisms like... "This may hurt a little." "This may cause you some discomfort." But I've grown blunt. This workshop is not a government-led program. It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself... into men of extraordinary abilities.

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(SIGHS)

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It's over. Go home.

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Oh. But I can tell you one thing, and it's a bit of a secret. For the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. Amazing character. Bionic arm, time travel. We have no idea who we're gonna cast yet, but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top. Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren... Keira Knightley. She's got range. Who knows. Anyway, big secret. Shh... Oh, and don't leave your garbage all lying around. It's a total dick move.

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Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.

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(VOCALIZES)

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What are you expecting? Sam Jackson to show up? With an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go. Go.

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Go.

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And a convivial Tuesday in April to you too, Pool! Hey, yeah I wanna shoop, baby (WADE SINGING) Shoop shooop ba-doop, shoop ba-doop Shoop ba-doop, ba-doop, ba-doop You're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? If looks could kill you would be an uzi You're a shotgun, bang! Wha... Oh!

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Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.

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Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix and, oh... Bad guys to kill. (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

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Have you seen this man? (GROANS) Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. (RADIO STATIONS CHANGING)

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(GRUNTS) Rich Corinthian leather.

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(MOCKINGLY) Ha!

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(SCREAMING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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WADE: I'm looking for Francis!

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