Which meant it was time to return to our regularly scheduled program. What the... (THUDS) Oh, my God. Wade?
Deadpool
3s
Let's see. All right, wee break. Shake it, yeah.
Deadpool
1.9s
(CHUCKLES) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
5s
They say one month's salary. So, uh... You mean? I do. That's my line.
Deadpool
7.5s
What if I just held on and never let go? Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Oh, Star Wars jokes.
Deadpool
4.8s
Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing... is sweet dick-kicking revenge.
Deadpool
3s
You're supposed to... So that's a... Yes! Whoo!
Deadpool
1.6s
I feel just like a little girl.
Deadpool
1.6s
Oh! Giving him the business.
Deadpool
1.8s
His form looks good.
Deadpool
2.3s
Yes! (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Incoming!
Deadpool
21.7s
Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
Deadpool
6.4s
I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
Deadpool
5.3s
You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.