Hey, Carla, good morning. You see something over there? What do you got? l think that Starbucks -attracts a bad element, Josh. -Yeah. Listen. Give me the green light and l'll shut it down. l love that initiative. lt's awesome. Could you sign me in real quick, please? l wish l could, but they got us sending you through these machines now. Gonna replace my ass, matter of time. That's never gonna happen. These machines don't have your smile, Carla.
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Yeah! See, we made it through. Let's do another.
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-Are you Carol? -What? No.
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Hey, Meghan? l thought that l have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. -You were serious about that? -lt's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
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Sorry, l'm just nervous.
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Are you sure? You look like a Carol.
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Thank you, Doctor. Here.
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Then it's... Then it's... Sorry.
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Yeah!
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So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
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Allison, are you okay? No! l'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't l deserve to date someone who is nice? Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice.
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Good thing l wasn't going number two, huh? Yeah. Leave you to it. -This is my territory! -Got it. That's clear.
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You'd been separated for a year. -l fucked up. -Yeah.
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He really is Santa Claus.
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-No, l did not know that. -Yeah. lt's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear Carol much anymore. lt's like, "Hi, l'm Carol. "l gotta get home before l miss my stories." "Hi, l'm Carol. "l heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, l'm Carol. l died in the beginning of Up. "
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Here we go now! ls this not the best fucking party y'all been to? Come on, now! Here we go now! Here we go now! Here we go, here we go! Let me cIear my throat Yeah, get on up here. Give it up for Walter! My main man!