What about the Jews for Jesus? -What about Scientologists? -Yeah. Mysticism. What about Shintoism? Satanism. Right. What about something for the Satanists? Jeremy, come on. l... l admire the stand that you're taking, but let's schedule the protest rally for after the workday, shall we? And, Mary, let's let it slide.
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This is so funny. Do that thing where you pull his asshole through his face. Don't please. Shit! Santa's gonna get fucked up tonight! Who wants to party with Santa?
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-No, l commissioned it. -That's more expensive. Yeah, but worth it. l think it's a great new addition. l'd love to talk about Data City, the pitch this afternoon... l think it's super important. lt is really important, but we've got kind of a crisis.
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You're not? l mean, l was mad when Dad gave you this branch just as a reward for taking six years to graduate with a degree in... What is it? Canadian television theory with concentration in Drake.
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That's not me. This is the machine. The machine's... The machine's broken. lt must've run out of ink. Or...
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Tracey, are you in here?
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Tracey?
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Excuse me. Just to clarify, because l'm detail-oriented.
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Good for you.
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-What? She offered you a job? -Yeah. Triple the salary. An apartment overlooking Central Park. l got double and moving costs.
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Tracey. Tracey. Hey. Excuse me. Josh! -Hey, guys. How's it going? -You saved our marriage. Tracey. -lt was really shitty before. -Okay. You're a father, all right?
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Okay, Becca's real. And we're not gonna mix business with pleasure.
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Pardon me.
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Josh, it's happening.
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Hi. Carol offered me a job, but in no way did l say... Josh. l get it.
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And good luck trying to be Mr. Fun Guy when you have to fire all these people. l'll see you in New York. Wait, what? Did your little friend not tell you? He's coming to work for me. Yeah, right. l never said yes to that job. l don't recall you ever saying no.
