-Okay. Give me your watch as collateral. -lt's my grandmother's. l don't care. Shit.
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No, dude. lt's the eggnog luge. Sorry.
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He's in customer service? Yeah, he's much better on the phone. That's really where he shines. Here we go.
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Yeah, yeah. Clay set this up when l was pregnant. l think he just wanted an excuse to have Play-Doh in the office.
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Mary, you wore a blue coat, right? -No, l wore my beige poof. -That's it. lt's probably not a big deal, but l saw Meghan rifling through all the pockets. No, no, no, no. My Bath & Body Works coupons!
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Just the eggnog. Okay. Great. Well... Looks like fun. Ladies first. -Josh, l insist. After you. -Well, l'm not much on eggnog. Don't listen to this guy. He's Mr. Fun. He'll do anything for the party. So, come on! Hey, everybody! Josh is gonna do the luge! No, no. l don't think so. lt's not for me.
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Okay. Here you go. -lt's really a body massager. -No, it's a vibrator.
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One vibrator, please.
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Walter. Clay vanstone, remember? -Hey. -How are you? -l want to show you Zenotek. -Yes.
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This the luge right here? Here we go.
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Okay, fine. l'll go to an ATM, okay?
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Why wouldn't l be cool? lt's the greatest idea in the world. Of course l'm cool. -Very cool. Please. -Okay. Yeah. Mr. Cool. l graduated valedictorian from Cool University! Good old CU.
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My point is, if one more person pisses me off... One more... l don't know what's gonna happen. l don't know what l'm gonna do.
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Oh, my gosh, you guys are gonna have so much fun tonight. l can feel it. -You're already a couple. -Hope so. Already. -ls this for me? -Yes, ma'am. Oh, my gosh. Look at him. Prepared. l love that. l'm not even gonna count it. You know why? -'Cause we're friends, right? -Yeah.
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Josh! Josh! Josh! Josh! lt looks like they want you to do it. Should l do it? l'll do it. l'll do it, l'll do it. Okay, let's do it.
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Yeah! Zenotek! We up in this bitch. Hey, play some Huey Lewis. The solo stuff. l'm not playing Huey Lewis. Man, look, this party is dying. That's why you play Huey Lewis. -lt's not... -The solo stuff. They're going to sleep. Huey Lewis! The solo stuff! Giving presents. Okay, Clay, incoming. l just got a text from Carla. Walter's on his way up. This is it. Okay, okay. So we need an employee to sit on my lap right when he comes up. A cheerful one. Definitely not Jeremy. Sure, great plan. Great. Good, good. Here. You try and get this on, Triffany. Okay, so you're clear on our backstory, right? We met in New York, you had a seizure, you fell onto the train tracks, l jumped on top of you, then l pressed my body onto yours so that the train passed over us.
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Jimmy Butler is here! -Jimmy Butler from the Bulls is here. -What? Come on! Where is he?
