You're not cold without a big coat on? No, l gain 1 5 pounds every winter so l don't have to wear one.
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You know what? l really like you, but maybe we could get, like, a cup of coffee first, or something? Yeah! Totally. That's what l meant by, "Sign this."
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-No, not for the eyes, it's good. -Does it do anything here? Probably. ls this for teeth whitening? Okay, what about this, right?
What's the most annoying thing about the lnternet?
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All right, guys.
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And l'm already feeling kind of a "fuck you" vibe down there, definitely not Christmas spirit. l can't argue with you there. Good. l want to Secret Santa the shit out of the staff meeting. Come on.
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-The bar free all night? -lt is, yeah. So is all this yummy food. Give it a try. How about that salmon station down there, huh? Sales has already given it a whack. l hate those guys. -Hairy-shouldered donkey fuckers. -Hey...
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Moving on.
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Okay, where's your car? l took a cab. l thought we were gonna take your car. No, l took the El.
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Okay. You ready?
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Can we work and walk?
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-No? Anybody? -No. No, nothing. Josh? No. Just give it a little more time, all right?
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That could get you a sexual harassment suit. What? Why? Not everyone likes dildos for Christmas.
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What'd you get all over your seats? No, it's from the parrots. Relax, it's not poop. lt's some... lt's genital secretions. lt's mating season.
