So, Carol. You know, that's my grandmother's name.
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Allison, are you okay? No! l'm not okay. My ex-husband is dating a stripper, Drew is cyberstalking me, and Fred from accounting is like a human fucking AMBER Alert. Don't l deserve to date someone who is nice? Of course you do. Allison, you're an amazing person. You basically take care of this whole office. And you do it every day, even though most people don't seem to notice.
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That's a theory. You want to peg the company to a theory?
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Good thing l wasn't going number two, huh? Yeah. Leave you to it. -This is my territory! -Got it. That's clear.
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This is where not having any family actually pays off. l get the whole city to myself. lt's like some kind of awesome plague came in and spared only me and the Chinese restaurants.
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You'd been separated for a year. -l fucked up. -Yeah.
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He really is Santa Claus.
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You could have dated me, Josh. But you freaked out and ran away. l still had PTSD from my marriage just ending, so...
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-No, l did not know that. -Yeah. lt's kind of an old-timey name. Don't really hear Carol much anymore. lt's like, "Hi, l'm Carol. "l gotta get home before l miss my stories." "Hi, l'm Carol. "l heard about Pearl Harbor on the radio." "Hi, l'm Carol. l died in the beginning of Up. "
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Just asking. You know?
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Here we go now! ls this not the best fucking party y'all been to? Come on, now! Here we go now! Here we go now! Here we go, here we go! Let me cIear my throat Yeah, get on up here. Give it up for Walter! My main man!
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That movie?
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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Hey, Jeremy.
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Go, Rodney! Go, Rodney!
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So, yeah, you deserve someone nice. Baby, l got your text. l missed you.
