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But this doesn't make me mad. -l feel relieved. -All right. Because it's over. -l'm shutting you down. -Yeah, no, because it's late. Allison got a clean-up crew for tomorrow. No, Clay. l'm terminating this branch. l'm such a dickhead. l started to like this place, and then l get fucked. l get fucked! No, no, no. Stop it, stop it. Carol, let's take one beat. Look, look, Carol. Carol. l fucked up, okay, so blame me. But these are good people. You can't close this branch. This is Dad's branch. Well, you know what? He shouldn't have given it to you to fuck up.
Office Christmas Party
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Hey, man. Larry from shipping here actually has a really great story that he wants to tell you. -l was in the bathroom washing my face. -Yeah. And this girl came in, like, -"l'll give you a handy for $40." -Right? And the next thing l knew, my penis was in her hand and then she starts...
Office Christmas Party
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My first night on the job. On the ol' J-O-B. -lt's your first night? -Yeah. -Driving? -First night driving the ol' Ubes. lt's a pretty sweet gig, though. Make my own hours. You know, l could hook you up if you want to be an Uber driver. l'm good. l already have a job. Thank you very much. Yeah, but you could be CEO of your own car! l am a CEO. Of Uber?
Office Christmas Party