Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter! I'm Hermione Granger. And you are...?
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Ha, another Weasley! I know just what to do with you. Gryffindor!
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You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know? Just there.
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SORTING HAT: Let's see...
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I know! Hufflepuff!
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Nothing. Nothing, I'm fine.
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Ronald Weasley.
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Every wizard who went bad was in Slytherin.
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Mental, that one, I'm telling you.
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Ah! Harry, what is it?
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Okay. Gryffindor!
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Ah, right, then. Mm, right.
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Oh, no. Okay, relax.
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Draco Malfoy.
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Slytherin!
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Don't be so stupid. You're going to go to the state school, where you belong. This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dyeing it. But that's Dudley's old uniform. It'll fit me like bits of old elephant skin. It'll fit you well enough. Go get the post. Go!
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Vernon, just look at him. I can't believe it. In just a week, he'll be off to Smeltings. Caveat to Smeltonia. Proudest moment of my life. Will I have to wear that too?
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VERNON: Marge is ill. Ate a funny whelk. - Dad, look! Harry's got a letter! - It's mine! Yours? Who'd be writing to you?