JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement.
Ted 2
7.7s
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, but just stuff it under the seat for now. We don't wanna go to jail. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
1.7s
Clubber Lang.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here!
Ted 2
1.2s
That's him.
Ted 2
1.8s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
19.9s
TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI-LYNN: What's the matter? TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. TAMI-LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. TED". Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. TED: All right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? fiSCREANhNG) (TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! (CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens."
Ted 2
11.1s
No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! What's your excuse? Whoa-ho! Take a burn! Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? Yeah! How'd you... What? (GAVEL BANGS) Order!
Ted 2
8.4s
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING) Yeah, I was wondering if, um, maybe you would consider helping us try to overturn the verdict.
Ted 2
3.5s
Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay.
Ted 2
1.7s
(INDISTINCT TALKING)
Ted 2
1.5s
(TEMPO INCREASES)
Ted 2
2.3s
And my fucking nose came off.
Ted 2
4.7s
That weed is really good. It reminds me of the strain I smoked last summer called "Here Comes Autism."
Ted 2
10s
Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here? Well, you're a celebrity. I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. All right, let's do this.
Ted 2
10s
Good morning. Now... My name's Donny. (SIGHS) Hi, Donny. Now this is a multi-platform release, so I want a full report on all... Fresh cakes.
