God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. What do you mean? I was just messing around. Oh, shut up and suck that dick. Oh, fuck you.
Ted 2
7s
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. More than anything in the world. We're married. I don't care what anybody says.
Ted 2
1.8s
I totally fucking got you!
Ted 2
7.1s
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? I'm telling you, Ted, y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, so, uh, listen, lgot, uh... I got some big news to tell ya.
Ted 2
2.7s
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie!
Ted 2
3.8s
Well, we'll have to talk about that.
Ted 2
3.3s
You asshole! You think this shit is funny?
Ted 2
7.6s
Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
1.4s
(FLICKING LIGHTER)
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
