You want Flash Gordon to father your child? Yeah, I mean, do you think... Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I... No, I think he'd be flattered! And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well. Yeah, I say do it! All right. I'll shoot him an e-mail right now, and see if I can stop by tonight. You come with me? Sure. All right, great.
Ted 2
2.3s
You just can't help but sing along.
Ted 2
3s
Johnny. Johnny, wake up!
Ted 2
1.4s
Get off me!
Ted 2
1.2s
Johnny, wake up!
Ted 2
5.6s
The state official I spoke to said that technically, you are classified as property.
Ted 2
2s
I'll see you in heaven, Ted.
Ted 2
1.4s
Oh, shit!
Ted 2
15.6s
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. It's just... The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. Hey, come on. Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. (SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here and I... I can't believe it's official.
Ted 2
2s
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry.
Ted 2
7.9s
Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
Ted 2
8.6s
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
