Holy shit! Johnny! Oh, my God. John! Johnny! John! Oh,Jesus! Are you okay? Johnny, you all right? Shit. John, hey. Oh, my God. Jesus, what happened here? The rocket ship just hit him! Jesus Christ, that's the starship Enterprise... Forget it. Somebody call 911! Johnny? John, come on, stay with me, pal. We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th. HOW the hell did it fall? I don't know!
Ted 2
1.9s
And I know who my friends are.
Ted 2
3.6s
Aw, buddy, I love you for that. Thanks, Ted. That means a lot.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here.
Ted 2
1.5s
(RIPS) (GASPS)
Ted 2
6.7s
But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
Ted 2
11s
What the fuck? What the fuc:k's going on here? Who the hell are you? He really is extraordinary, isn't he? You son of a bitch! This is kidnapping! No, it's not.
Ted 2
2.7s
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte.
Ted 2
11.2s
What is it, Danny? Uh, Donny, sir. Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... I'm told that you have an open-door policy here at Hasbro for new toy ideas from any and all employees?
Ted 2
16.4s
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. Is that him? Yeah, there was an issue, so he's unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. Jesus! Why did you bring him here? I've been following him around since yesterday. This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. HeY,Ted!
Ted 2
11.7s
Get away from him, you bastard! Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! I'm out. Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. Wait, wait, wait. Who are you?
Ted 2
1.7s
(SCREAMING)
Ted 2
1.8s
Do you remember what it is?
Ted 2
3.7s
Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
