Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
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When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.
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Really? Now, what exactly do you want from this?
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You're a hell of a lot smarter than your urinal cakes, Danny.
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Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.
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You know why you lost this case?
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Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman. The new Superman is...
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Isthatyou? Uh, yeah, he had a little too much to drink. He puked a pile of cotton all over this little girl in a stroller so we're gonna take him back and sober him up. Ah, rock on, Ted. Eff yeah. Hey, guys, be careful out there. Some nerd spilled his lunch.
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Very big plans.
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Ted! Ted, hello?
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Hey, I remember you from the wedding. You get a nose job? No.
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I need you to come with me now. Go to hell! (GRUNTS)
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Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games.
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I have some big plans for you, Ted.
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Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me! Now, we're assholes. Look what you did. I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? Uh, sir, I apologize for my 5-year-old son. (m KID'S VOICE) I'm sowwy! Sowwy, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bumzies. I'm sowwy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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Oh, my God. Now we're even bigger assholes. Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass. You guys making trouble over here? Uh, no, ma'am. We're just minding our business.
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And if that is not big enough news, Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line of Transformers merchandise next fall.
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Do I have fuck-me eyes? No, you have "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes.
