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So, shall we get started?

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I will.

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And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase.

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I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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What? Seriously? TED: Oh, my God! You heard that? Oh, my gosh! TED: I don't believe it! (CLEARS THROAT)

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What are you talking about? For the sperm.

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How are you feeling, John?

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Hello. I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal.

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So if I purchase these Trix, there'll be no trouble?

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JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.

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And, uh, I won't be followed?

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Hey.

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What defines property?

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Oh, my God! He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. at his office in New York. Is he gonna take the case? I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! Oh, my God! We got to celebrate! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? Fuck yeah! So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? TED: 9/11. (STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. All right, let's start with a person. JOHN: Robin Williams! Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. All right, we've heard from these guys. Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location. TED: The offices of Charlie Hebdo.

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You're very lucky. I saw what you did on TV. Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. You know why? Because he's a person.

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What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.

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Who's that buttnut over there?

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Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here.

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