He said the world was coming to an end. Did he say when?
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Would you recognize his weapon if you saw it again?
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...for motor skills, concentration, stamina. I see we have a question. I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but... ...why are we here? Son. Lieutenant Jensen. West Point graduate with honours. We're here because you want the best of the best of the best, sir! What's so funny, Edwards? Your boy, Captain America, here. "The best of the best of the best, sir!" "With honours." He's just really excited... ...and has no clue why we're here. That's just very funny to me. Y'all ain't laughing, though. Okay, let's get going.
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Elevator. You're late. Sit down. My name is Zed. You're all here because you're the best. Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD.
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We want one of you. Just one. What will follow is a series of simple tests...
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Wanna get down on this?
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What's going on?
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- I think he threw him off the roof. - You next. I wanna talk to you. Ten minutes, you take your best shot, tough guy. Take 10 minutes on a StairMaster, you pudgy bastard!
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Taking care of your pest problem.
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Just what exactly do you think you're doing here?
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I was gonna hit him with a 2-by-4.
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Relax!
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Watch your head!
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- None. They ask too many questions. - Who pays for this? We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out-of-state visitors. Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction. This is a fascinating gadget. It'll replace CDs soon. I'll have to buy the White Album again. That's fun. A universal translator. We're not even supposed to have it. Human thought is so primitive. It's looked upon... ...as an infectious disease in some galaxies. That kind of makes you proud.