How did that even happen? The ship's supposed to be meteor-proof. I guess one got through.
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It wasn't luck, was it?
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Everything else on board is trying to pick up the load, but the load's too heavy. Whatever started this, we got to find it. And fix it. How bad can this get?
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What's it say is wrong with me?
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It's a few things. 612 disorders found.
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You may be experiencing post-hibernation sickness.
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Just breathe. Everything is okay. Where am I? You're a passenger on the Starship Avalon, the Homestead Company's premier interstellar starliner.
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And?
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Good morning, one and all. It's a beautiful morning here on the Starship Avalon. Whatever you do, don't get homesick, get Homestead. Let's start things off with one of my favorites back on Earth. Once upon a time You dressed so fine Threw the bums a dime in your prime Didn't you? No.