Hello. This is Henry Brown. 32 Windsor Gardens. I just need to add something to my home insurance policy.
Paddington
11.8s
Good morning, Aunt Lucy. Good morning, my little hurricane. Why do you have to come crashing in here like a natural disaster? But, Uncle Pastuzo... they're ripe.
Paddington
18s
- Where's he going to sleep? - Not in my room. He's a he. - Tony's a he. - Shut up. And Tony would be more than welcome to a bunk-up. - Who's Tony? - I'm warning you. - Just some boy she's in love with. - No? Darling, really? - That's it! - When can I meet him? Can I meet him? Darling?
Paddington
1.9s
Oh.
Paddington
2.1s
About three foot six.
Paddington
2s
And I miss you.
Paddington
3.5s
Erm... Nice weather for the ducks?
Paddington
3.8s
They're ripe. They're ripe. They're finally ripe!
Paddington
2.4s
- Oh, no. - There she blows.
Paddington
4.6s
Well, then, Paddington, how would you like to come home with us?
Paddington
1.3s
Sorry!
Paddington
2.8s
OK. You're going that way. Got it.
Paddington
30.5s
Why would I want to bring anyone down the toilet? Come on, darling, it's not like that. It's a subterranean labyrinth that can take you anywhere in the city. It's weird, it smells and it's embarrassing. Sure. Good point. Judy suffers from a serious condition called "embarrassment". She is seeing a boy called Tony but won't bring him home. - So, when can I come round your house? - That's never gonna happen. She is learning Chinese... Could you tell me the way to the central business district?
Paddington
43s
London is the place for me London, that lovely city You could go to France or America India, Asia or Australia You're gonna come back to London City London is the place for me Oh! What sort of route do you call that? Well, the young bear said it was his first time in London. I thought I'd show him the sights. - Should've charged more! - Keep the change. Cheer up, mate. Might never happen. Darling, have you got your keys?
Paddington
5.4s
Thank you for holding. Your call is... - ...moderately... - ...important to us.
Paddington
19.9s
- Mr Brown, are you there? - Yes, hello. Yes, that sounds fine. No, no, no, don't read me the terms and conditions. I want to action this as soon as possible. Don't put me on hold again! Paddington? What is going on in there? Er, nothing. I'm just having a spot of bother with the facilities.
Paddington
33.2s
Luckily, I met the Browns, who are letting me sleep in their attic. They have a lovely house, but I'm not going to be allowed to stay. That animal is going straight to the authorities. - What about the explorer? - There is no explorer. I'm not putting this family in danger while you go on some wild-goose chase. First thing tomorrow, that bear is out of here. The Browns are a very curious tribe. Mr Brown is something called a risk analyst. He says that having a bear in the house increases the chances of major disaster by 4,000%.
Paddington
5s
Grizzly? Not particularly. Mind you, I haven't seen him in the mornings.