- It's so annoying, Mum. - What is, pumpkin? All my bathroom stuff is ruined. Well, I've never liked you using harsh chemicals, darling. They play havoc on people's skin.
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9.8s
Did you say marmalade? - Hmm. - What happened to him? - He sneaked out in the mail van. - Yes? - I tracked him to Paddington. - Good. But then he disappeared.
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2.3s
- Morning, Judy. - Hello.
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3.7s
Where is he? - Mind out! - Stop!
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20.4s
Marmalade? My uncle always kept a marmalade sandwich in his hat in case of emergency. You're pulling my legs off. What a splendid idea. Ooh. Now, if you look carefully, you can see your hat has been hand stitched, which suggests it is one of a kind. - Really? - Yes. Hello there.
Paddington
9.6s
But now I should like to take a look at your hat. - Oh, thank you. - Unusual colour. But it is hard to say how much of that is original and how much...
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5.3s
- Oh, wait a minute. - It's very subtle. - Oh, Paddington! - The gentleman dropped his wallet!
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33.7s
You must get a lot of strange customers in here. You don't know the half of it, love. I've had bishops, magicians, bears, contortionists. Did you say bears? Yeah. Had one in here last night, actually. Oh! How fascinating. I don't suppose you remember where you took him? - 'Fraid I can't tell you that, love. - Why not? - It's against the Cabbie's Code, innit? - The what? The Cabbie's Code! It's an oath of confidentiality we take. You know, like your doctors, your priests, your medieval knights. You do understand, don't you, love? Of course.
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9.1s
Let me tell you about my code. When somebody doesn't give me what I want, I remove their body parts. I start with the nasal hair.
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3.2s
You're not going to send Paddington to the authorities, are you?
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4.8s
- Too much? - Too much. Too much? Well, get me a brush, will you?
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24.2s
- That's my old duffle coat. - Actually, it was mine first. Well, long before that, it was mine. - Oh, was it, Mr Brown? - Really? - He wore it on his first day at school. - It's lovely. Wooden buttons for ease of paw. And these two sandwich compartments are an excellent idea. I must say, it suits you very well. I never thought I'd like a human coat, but... You look like one of the family.
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10.9s
No, no, no, not an orphanage. It would be more like an institution for young souls whose parents have sadly passed on.
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33s
Good Lord! Now try Stratford-upon-Avon. Over time, I become friends with the bears and even name them. The female after my dear departed mother and the male after an exotic boxer I once met in a bar. But the time eventually comes to return to my wife and daughter and share my findings with the world. Goodbye, Lucy. Goodbye, Pastuzo. And if you ever make it to London, you can be sure of a very warm welcome. I have learnt so much from these bears but I wonder what, if anything, they have learnt from me.
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2.2s
That was amazing.
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9.3s
Dear Aunt Lucy. I have arrived in London and so far it has rained, poured, drizzled and chucked it down.
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23.1s
So, how much would that be? Batten down the hatches, young 'un. There'll be a storm tonight. The radio said it was clearing up. Radio! I feel it in my knees. My knees never lie. - Guess what, Mrs Bird! We found a bear! - Uh-huh. - A real bear from Peru! - That's nice, dear. You don't seem very surprised. I gave up being surprised when they came up with the microwave oven. And I still don't trust you.
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6.6s
Hello. This is Henry Brown. 32 Windsor Gardens. I just need to add something to my home insurance policy.