So, you think this Meighan guy is gonna help us? I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um...
Ted 2
1.4s
How come you don't have a guy?
Ted 2
34.9s
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
Ted 2
8.7s
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting the War on Drugs and all that shit?
Ted 2
1.7s
(LIP-SYNCHING TO SONG)
Ted 2
2.1s
They do move in herds.
Ted 2
1.3s
(some ENDS)
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
3.7s
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
12.4s
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed by smooth talk and a haircut, and forget about the most important aspect of this case.
Ted 2
7.7s
A hundred and fifty years ago a slave by the name of Dred Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.
Ted 2
6s
And not because some of you might laugh at the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. (SOFT LAUGHTER)
Ted 2
8s
Ted, do you love your wife? Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled. I'll rephrase.
Ted 2
4.3s
Yeah, I was just gonna say it's sort of like this other batch we had called "How Long Has That Van Been There?"
