Oh, hey, come on. It's not worth it, man. Come on.
Ted 2
18.8s
(SCOFFS) Now, come on! Are any of you gonna sit there and tell me that this stuffed doll is a person? No. Not at all. We all agree all the time. I don't think he should want to be considered a person. After all, you know, Ted spent many years sleeping and cuddling with a child. That's cute when you're a stuffed animal. When you're a person, that's a felony. (AUDIENCE LAUGHING)
Ted 2
5.7s
And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)
Ted 2
2.8s
You see, Your Honor? He's not an animal.
Ted 2
2.2s
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Ted 2
4.5s
I am not an animal!
Ted 2
1.5s
(GROWLING)
Ted 2
15s
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Also in the news, a pending court case is beginning to get national attention for its civil rights ramifications. Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember came to life back in the mid-'80s right here in Boston, is suing to prove he is indeed a person.
Ted 2
13.1s
Go on. We just have to make sure Ted loses the case. You use every back channel, every bribe, you call in every favor and you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense.
Ted 2
3.2s
No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property.
Ted 2
8.1s
Well, everybody says you're the best in town. Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. What is your financial situation?
Ted 2
5.5s
She gets... You get it. Right? No. What? Okay, I'll be back.
Ted 2
2.2s
Aware of his own consciousness.
Ted 2
1.2s
What?
Ted 2
10s
And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. What? Why? Why not? Well, it comes down to this.
