Wait. How was the doctor in on it? They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. So I talked him into going along with the bit. Hey, Doc, itworked out hilarious. Thanks.
Ted 2
7.4s
The only problem is I don't know how my life works without you.
Ted 2
4.4s
You could change your relationship status from "single" to "it's complicated."
Ted 2
1.4s
(FLICKING LIGHTER)
Ted 2
2.2s
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING)
Ted 2
2s
(PRICING GUN CLICKING)
Ted 2
2.1s
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING)
Ted 2
2.6s
You were my thunder buddy for life.
Ted 2
14.9s
(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys You don't know me and Johnny are watching you While we're high That was fucking magic. That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! So in the pocket.
Ted 2
22.2s
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. (JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court Let's go make some law now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Some law now I say we go to court! JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up a whole hallway with our conversation.
Ted 2
20.6s
You son of a bitch! That was fucking classic! Wait, wait, wait. This is payback because I made you think that I was retarded! You made me think you were retarded! Oh! Well done! Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING) High five. What the fuck is going on? What's going on, is this guy just won the bullshit comedy blue ribbon. You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit!
Ted 2
2.1s
You were my thunder buddy.
Ted 2
2.2s
Uh, hey.
Ted 2
1.9s
Sam, you dig him, right?
Ted 2
2.2s
No problem. We're a fun hospital.
Ted 2
1.6s
Goodbye, John.
Ted 2
12.1s
Holy shit! You? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! Thank you! Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... VVeH,yeah,thafsthe thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.
