Mr. Jessup, we could take him back, with only a trivial degree of legal consequence if we were even caught. And why would we do this? Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, we could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. Hasbro would double its profits overnight.
Ted 2
4.4s
And, look, regardless of all this shit, you're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time.
Ted 2
8.2s
And if that is not big enough news, Hasbro will be unveiling a brand-new line of Transformers merchandise next fall.
Ted 2
1.9s
Excuse me, I'll be right back.
Ted 2
15.7s
Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me! Now, we're assholes. Look what you did. I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? Uh, sir, I apologize for my 5-year-old son. (m KID'S VOICE) I'm sowwy! Sowwy, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bumzies. I'm sowwy. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
Ted 2
2s
They're moving in herds.
Ted 2
4s
Hey, I remember you from the wedding. You get a nose job? No.
Ted 2
1.6s
Very big plans.
Ted 2
2.2s
You know why you lost this case?
Ted 2
4.9s
You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
Ted 2
2.9s
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.
Ted 2
3.8s
Really? Now, what exactly do you want from this?
Ted 2
1.3s
What do you think?
Ted 2
10.2s
Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
Ted 2
1.6s
I'll get right down to it.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
1.3s
Shit.
Ted 2
7.7s
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman. The new Superman is...
