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What do I think you're doing? I think you're bleeding us dry, is what I think you're doing. Look at this, look at this. $129 at Filene's Basement. What are you buying over there, Tami? Gold bars? I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy? What do you mean? You wear a smook, you're a fucking cashier. Yeah? So are you! Yeah, exactly! And I'm not going out and buying designer shit! Oh,no,no, no,no,no! You're just buying weed, you're just buying drugs. You should fucking talk! I was talking. I was just talking, just now, until you interrupted me. Well, I have to interrupt you or else I never get to fucking say anything! Are you gonna let me finish talking? You're always cutting me off! Are you gonna let me finish talking? Are you gonna let me finish talking? It's important to look good at work. I am trying to climb the corporate fence, here! Nobody's in there to look at your ass! You're acting like an asshole! Oh, what am I acting like, Tami? You're acting like a fucking asshole! Like an asshole! That's what you're acting like! You don't got to dress like Elizabeth Taylor to put a yam in a plastic bag! I am the face of the business! Okay? The face of the business? So get the fuck off my case! Jesus Christ! Listen to you! You're delusional! I shoulcfve married Robert DiCicco. I really should've. Fine! Fine! Go torture that asshole! He treated me good! And (GASPS) he had a dick! He had an awesome dick! Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis.
Ted 2
24.2s
Oh, God, yeah. it was a frigging disaster. $250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing. $250? Dude, that's ridiculous! I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something? Nah, Tami-Lynn tried to sign up for Obamacare on the Internet, but I came back five minutes later, she was looking at black cocks. It seems like every time you go online, you're two clicks away from black cocks. Look. See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon." Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocks?"
Ted 2
25.6s
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) (SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey Can't be bad to feel so good Never felt quite so sunny So I keep on knockin' wood Yeah, steppin' out with my baby Can't go wrong 'cause I'm in right Ask me when will the day be The big day may be tonight TED: This is the best day of my life!
Ted 2