Oh, shit! You messed up my car. What the hell is wrong with you? Look, Sam, this is a really bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted. But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though. Hey, fuck your Chrysler!
Ted 2
2s
It's just so infectious.
Ted 2
2.4s
Is Ted a human being?
Ted 2
2.2s
I need Shep Wild.
Ted 2
1.5s
(CLEARS TH ROAT)
Ted 2
10s
Forgive me, that's a normal ovary. This is Tami-Lynn's. TED: Jesus! Yeah, but I bet this stuff happens a lot. You probably see this kind of stuff all the time, right?
Ted 2
3.9s
Mr. Wild, your opening statement, if you please.
Ted 2
15.2s
Hello? Johnny, Johnny, it's me. You got to help me. Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you. I'm at Comic Con, but, John, it's Donny! He's here! He's after me. You got to get over here. What the fuck? Did you just say "Donny"? John, what's going on? Yes, it's him! He's...
Ted 2
1.2s
What the hell?
Ted 2
1.7s
I'm afraid I have bad news.
Ted 2
7.8s
Well, I have gone through your application and vetted your personal histories, and I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out.
Ted 2
7.8s
Are you sure you can get him? Remember, you're on your own out there. Hasbro can have no connection to this. Oh, I'll get him.
