Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah?
Ted 2
23.1s
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!
Ted 2
4.1s
You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna oall Patrick Meighan. Who's that?
Ted 2
2.7s
Just so you know, I'm totally willing to do it.
Ted 2
1.9s
He's never lost a case in his life.
Ted 2
1.5s
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Ted 2
7.8s
Oh, there's one! (ALL LAUGH) TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! Eat my pussy! Have some apples! Jesus, what the hell is your problem?
Ted 2
2.1s
I said I would consider it.
Ted 2
1.6s
Oh, he's not my boyfriend.
Ted 2
2.2s
Does your dog deserve human rights?
Ted 2
7.2s
(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. Putting different people into little groups and making them watch Tyler Perry. It's wrong!
Ted 2
10.2s
Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
5.2s
I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
