It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.
Ted 2
8.7s
(STUTTERS) Wait, Mr. Brady! Take your goddamn teddy bear with you! (TED YELLS) Holy shit! Perfect spiral! Come on, let's get out of here!
Ted 2
5.2s
I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can and it's all up to him now.
Ted 2
3.2s
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. Come on, make some fucking comedy.
Ted 2
3.6s
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him.
Ted 2
4.2s
TED: Oh, my God. John, did you see that? She was totally giving you the fuck-me eyes.
Ted 2
2.3s
(HIP-HOP PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
1.5s
Oh, yeah, no problem.
Ted 2
1.4s
(YELLING)
Ted 2
1.4s
(SNIFFS)
Ted 2
1.2s
(GASPS)
Ted 2
2m9s
(SINGING) Mean 0/' moon It must be fun To shine upon me as I come undone Till I'm all alone beneath the sun You mean 0l' moon With your beam you led the way And found me love I thought was here to stay Then you went and took my love away You mean 0l' moon Oh, you mean 0l' stars above The games that you play with me I could find some happiness If all of my nights were cloudy Mean 0l' moon I hope it's true You're takin' all the light that's left in you And saving it up for you know who You mean 0l' moon You mean 0l' moon Yes!
Ted 2
8.4s
I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury for taking time out of their busy schedules to be a part of these proceedings.
Ted 2
4.8s
Fuck! Who's Superman? What? I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on!
