FUCK you! Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. There's just no indication that you've had any positive effect on the world around you. Well, that's not true. He's had a positive effect on me. Would that positive effect be yourjoint arrest for purchasing marijuana in 2003? Well, how the fuck do you prepare for a Foo Fighters concert?
Ted 2
3.1s
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense?
Ted 2
4s
Ted, would you please press your chest?
Ted 2
2.7s
A little bit. I learned when I was a kid.
Ted 2
1.7s
TED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted 2
2.2s
It can't be argued by reason.
Ted 2
1.6s
Thank you, Your Honor.
Ted 2
1.5s
Is it a freak of genetics?
Ted 2
2.1s
My turn, assholes!
Ted 2
3.2s
Look, I'm not a scientist, okay?
Ted 2
11.7s
I love you so much. And I swear to God, if we lose, I'm gonna fucking cut thatjudge. Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade? Yeah. But they patted us down on the way in here. Where'd you even hide it? Oh!
Ted 2
6.8s
Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me? What? What do you mean, "What?" After hours? Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you.
Ted 2
9s
The precedent it sets would affect the public directly. And unfortunately, the public doesn'tjudge byreason. It judges by emotion.
