Hey. I just got off work and heard your message. Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that? Yeah, it's unbelievable. "Property." They said I'm property.
Ted 2
1.7s
I'm John Bennett.
Ted 2
4.3s
Yeah, I was just gonna say it's sort of like this other batch we had called "How Long Has That Van Been There?"
Ted 2
13.6s
Sorry. No. This is nice. You know? I always wanted my ex-wife to get stoned with me. She never would. Really? Wow. That's the cornerstone of any great marriage. I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
Ted 2
2.1s
Who gets subjugated after the bear?
Ted 2
1.3s
I see.
Ted 2
1.5s
Why didn't you just come to me?
Ted 2
7.7s
A hundred and fifty years ago a slave by the name of Dred Scott sued to prove that he was a person and not a piece of property.
Ted 2
4.3s
Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
Ted 2
4.2s
And as history has shown us, that waswtjustice.
Ted 2
5.7s
So, you think this Meighan guy is gonna help us? I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um...
Ted 2
2.9s
Erection. Sustained.
Ted 2
1.2s
Hmm.
Ted 2
1.3s
Yeah.
Ted 2
1.2s
Hey.
Ted 2
1.7s
But we're going to the right place.
Ted 2
1.5s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted 2
11s
Hey, it must be weird for you guys, having a doll up here on the stand with no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, no, yeah, no. Yeah, lam capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah.
