And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life, how soon before it devalues another?
Ted 2
8.4s
MAN: Hey! Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 1 O minutes. I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away. Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out!
Ted 2
24.4s
Oh, my God. Can we do that? Hell yeah! You know what we do? We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue the fucking government for your civil rights! Johnny, that's a great idea! Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, "What we're doing is wrong." Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. Yeah. But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers."
Ted 2
4.2s
Twenty minutes behind the wheel. Yay! (R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Ted 2
4.2s
You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other.
Ted 2
3.2s
Holy shit! You should have seen your fucking face!
Ted 2
1.6s
Can you help me get home?
Ted 2
1.2s
I'm busy.
Ted 2
2.7s
What are you talking about? For the sperm.
Ted 2
2.7s
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period.
Ted 2
3.6s
I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be.
Ted 2
1.6s
What do you think that was about?
Ted 2
1.6s
So, we're gonna win this thing?
Ted 2
1.9s
Stupid idiot.
Ted 2
1.4s
(CRACKLING)
Ted 2
1.3s
Come on.
Ted 2
10.5s
What? Why not? Well, first of all, there's the question of Tami-Lynn's drug conviction. Hey, I did my community service. Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean.
Ted 2
10s
It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. (INHALES) Oh, my God.
