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Yeah. Of course I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna... I'm gonna get you out of there. Take all these bad guys on my naughty list... I'm gonna take a lump of coal, each and every one of them, and shove it straight up... The ass. Well, I mean, come on, sweetie. We want to keep you on the nice list, you know. Sorry. Can I say "butthole," then? I mean, it's borderline. How about "anus"? Technically, yes, uh, "anus" is the tech... Okay, look, uh, Tru... uh, Trudy. I got to call for help, and the phone lines are down. You probably know this house better than anybody. You got any suggestions? I have an idea.
Violent Night
38s
So, I'm gonna torture everyone in your family until you tell me who's running around your mansion playing Santa and fucking with my shit. And who should I pick first? Should I go by age? Shh. Or should I go by IQ? Pick Jason. He's my mom's favorite. - Yep. Him. - The one in the sweater. All right. Jason Lightstone it is. - The number one son. - No. Wait, wait, wait. No, we don't need... We don't need to do that. No, it's okay. No. No, no, no. We don't need to do this. No. No, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. - No, don't... Put it... - Don't... No. - - No, no, no, no. No, no. - Give me this fucking...
Violent Night
2m25s
Right. Did you ever have a mommy and daddy? Yeah, of course I had a mommy and daddy. I wasn't... I wasn't always Santa Claus. I had a life before this. A long, long, long time ago. They used to call me, uh... Nicomund. Nicomund the Red. You had a different job then? Yeah, you could say that. I was a warrior. A raider. A thief. And if somebody got in my way, me and Skullcrusher would... Who's Skullcrusher? Skullcrusher's my, uh... my hammer. My favorite hammer. I was a surgeon with that thing. Used to be able to take three heads, line 'em up... But why? What? Why'd you do those things? Because I was mean. And I was greedy. And I wanted gold, jewels. Yeah, I mean, if there was a naughty list back then, I'd be top dog. Well, maybe... What? Maybe all those bad things you used to do... maybe you can use them to do good things instead. To help. What do you mean? Mr. Bunny, he wasn't just a toy. That night, you gave me what I wished for. A best friend. 'Cause you're good and kind. And you mean more than just the presents you bring. That's why I believe in you, Santa. That's why I believe. Thank you. You stay hidden, Trudy, till I come get you. Stay safe.
Violent Night