Get off of me! Okay, okay. Fuck you! This is for yelling at my child! Creep! That's for slapping me, motherfucker! This is for your dumb fucking hat!
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7.1s
I'm cold. I haven't felt cold in years. We need to keep him warm.
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4.3s
You'll be f... You'll be fine. Sit tight. I'll be back in a sec.
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1.9s
Mmm.
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1.6s
I got an idea.
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10.7s
Alva, you named your son Bertrude. Okay. Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. Mom, I can hear you.
Violent Night
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DuBoi... - On some prewar shit right there. - Good shit.
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But this ends now.
Violent Night
2.1s
You saved my daughter.
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2.1s
Trudy, be careful.
Violent Night
37.5s
You're real? You're... him. You're you. That's what I've been trying to tell you. The real goddamn Santa Claus. This is not your night, pal. Oh, I don't know. I think you're wrong. I think my whole shitty life's built up to this moment. Because when I kill you, this whole goddamn holiday finally ends. Whatever it takes... Christmas dies tonight.
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How will Santa know which one to come down? Oh, Santa just knows. Christmas magic.
Violent Night
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You know something we don't. What is it? No, I don't. I don't. I got it. Bingo. I'm onto you, man. Come on! - We were just... - Come on, come on, come on, come on. - You big sack of shit. - Ooh. No wonder your husband left you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Violent Night
2.5s
Not if you still believe.
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13.5s
I wish I could see Mrs. Claus again, tell her how much I love her. Then you make that wish come true. Oh, shit. No, no, no, no. No, no.
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30.5s
Maybe you don't realize who I am. Those were Grandma words. You know, forget them. Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. Yeah, what's your angle, man? Hmm? No angle. I'm not doing anything. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. Grandma's cool. I can make that story go away... I think your brother's up to something. No, I just decided to let you guys have all the fun sucking up to Mom today. Please. You are King Suck-up. You named your kid Gertrude.
